help-mywife:
help; my wife won’t stop pointing at people holding hands and saying “need me a freak like that” even though we are already holding hands
Hold her other hand. she can’t point whenever you’re holding both her hands.
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shootyeah:
“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood
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haiku-oezu:
Step right in
bloodsbane:
mettaverse:hellomissmadame:b0ssbot:@badpearl@moldytonylivi you’re in my farkin dash again
mettaverse:
hellomissmadame:b0ssbot:@badpearl@moldytony
hellomissmadame:
b0ssbot:@badpearl
b0ssbot:
@badpearl
@moldytony
livi you’re in my farkin dash again
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prasejeebus:
I’M WEAK