Silver Tongue

Apr 12

fem-usa:

papahansolo:

papahansolo:

papahansolo:

why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight?

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the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him

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PUT YA ARMS DOWN

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CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY

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If this gets 500 notes I’ll print it and send it to Ted Cruz'a main campaign office

i’ll print it tonight and mail it tomorrow 

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coelasquid:
“ srsfunny:
“ This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible
”
It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.
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coelasquid:

srsfunny:

This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible

It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.

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grumpquoteoftheday:
“ thefatmoe:
“ Hey the game grumps were on tv today
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come ON
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grumpquoteoftheday:

thefatmoe:

Hey the game grumps were on tv today

come ON

(Source: thefatmoe-blog, via grumpquoteoftheday)

what is the most noticeable thing of my art style?

accursedasche:

Explain?

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kalany:

rpdofficer:

rattlecat:

phantoms-lair:

snailchimera:

piggyschuyler:

Don’t shop at Game Stop during April… They’re supporting Autism $peaks.

Oh. Joy. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-partners-autism-speaks-autism-140428640.html

Okay, please don’t boycott GameStop. Corporate will not understand why you’re doing this and blame the employees for failing to drum up business.

Instead, go as you usually do, decline to make a donation, and do that little website survey almost everyone ignores. That survey is your voice to corporate. Tell them using that why you don’t approve of Autism Speaks, perhaps suggest better charities to follow. Let them know that if they continue to support this organization, they’ll lose business.

Guys, as someone who has family members that work at Gamestop, please do not STOP shopping at Game Stop. Just avoid the donation and educate others not to accept the donations. Employees get their asses handed to them the less sales they make, which can result in termination or a severe lack of work hours. Please do not boycott the company.

Yeah Hi hello.

Actual worker here.

We’ve had zero, ZERO say in what we support from a store level. We’re just told what signage to put up and when.

Not once, however, have I asked anyone if they want to donate to AS. I don’t think it’s right. I’ve explained why to my co-workers and they too stopped asking.

There is zero reprimand for not getting donations.

There is me losing my work hours to my store for not making sales goals, however.

Now, about the survey. The store reads the comments, corporate…kinda doesn’t most of the time. the DMs will confront stores if they get bad reviews.

IF YOU LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK HOWEVER THAT IS VERY, VERY BAD FOR THE STORE. DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FOR SOMETHING THE STORE HAD NO SAY IN. PLEASE. EMPLOYEES WILL BE REPRIMANDED FOR IT. 

CONTACT CORPORATE DIRECTLY VIA CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAILS, SOCIAL NETWORKS, AND PHONE NUMBERS.

DO NOT RUIN A PERSONS JOB THAT THEY HAD NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER OF.

The corporate donations folks have an email address:

donations@gamestop.com

I can’t promise it’ll be effective, but I’m pretty sure it’ll be better than either of the above. @

(Source: slimeandsensitive, via irailleth-archive)

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ohplagg:

aqua-twin:

thecrimsonalchemist:

PROTECT CUTE BOYS WHO MAKE BAD PUNS AT ALL COSTS

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suicidebyfacepalm:
“ good ol’ trailcutter
”

suicidebyfacepalm:

good ol’ trailcutter

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adventures-in-fadewalking:

extremelyunlikely:

its-myst:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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….

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…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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we’ve reached the ultimatum

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

hmmm

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well it’s worth a shot

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