The portrait guarding Gryffindor tower hears the Potter patter of Potter
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“I shoot him!”
“Wait, you have a gun?!”
“Isn’t a 2x4 a gun?”
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ok but………………………………….bearded dragon alphys
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hoodie hoot
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Me: I hate myself
Someone else: don’t say things like that!!
Me: k
Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
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silver-tongues-blog asked: Turkey? Not pumpkin pie or the souls of the damned?
Her diet is 99% Pumpkin Pie and souls. She prefers the exotic taste of Turkey by this point.
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