Silver Tongue

Nov 02

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katiecandraw:

The portrait guarding Gryffindor tower hears the Potter patter of Potter

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outofcontextdnd:

“I shoot him!”
“Wait, you have a gun?!”
“Isn’t a 2x4 a gun?”

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cereology:

ok but………………………………….bearded dragon alphys

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Action movie

• Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*
• Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*
• Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey

rollingrabbit:

hoodie hoot

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brennbug:

Me: I hate myself
Someone else: don’t say things like that!!
Me: k
Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Turkey? Not pumpkin pie or the souls of the damned?

scraps-is-busy:

Her diet is 99% Pumpkin Pie and souls. She prefers the exotic taste of Turkey by this point. 

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