Silver Tongue

Nov 02

when i was, a young

spiderinthecupboard:

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whimzleethewhimsicott:

a-sparkling-nerd:

cat-pun:

man, theres no need to feel down

I said young man, my father took me into town

Are you trying to combine the Y.M.C.A. song with My Chemical Romance’s The Black Parade? Because that does NOT work. It’s like trying to put skittles and M&Ms in the same bowl, the flavors are wrong together. 

theres no need. to. join the black parade

We’ll carry on at the Y.M.C.A.

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which-oc-would:

Which OC could win any fist fight

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taylor-ruth:

thisishangingrockcomics:

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

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clientsfromhell:

My first client was an $850 website/logo design/business card contract.  The ad said “I know what I want and I will be picky.”

I know you need to quote how many free revisions you will make on a design - now. This is how I learned. I spent four depressing months making tiny changes for this client. Four months of “can we try a rounder angle/ let’s change the colors (again)/ can I see the original design again?”

Eventually I cracked.

Me: Look, if you want any more revisions, I’m going to have to start charging you for them.

Client: You’re fired.

He had the gall to tell me that I should try to work for a firm to “get experience” – when no firm would let him have as many revisions as he demanded or charge as little as I did.

I was devastated, but two years later I have a thriving design career – and he went out of business.

I’d like to believe that as he went out of business, he was still tweaking that logo.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you? 

babygoatsandfriends:
“ soapy baby goat alert
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babygoatsandfriends:

soapy baby goat alert

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additionalart:
“ Ah?
”

additionalart:

Ah?

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seriousjones:

plannedparenthood:

seriousjones:

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

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Nope nope nope. Things CAN get lost or stuck up your butt. So if you’re using a sex toy in your anus, make sure that it has a flared base so you can safely take it back out.

fuck. thanks, planned parenthood

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