Silver Tongue

Nov 01

trapped-in-a-jar-deactivated201 asked: On a scale of Gandalf to Hermoine, how many logs can a beaver cut if a log cabin needed waxing? owo

scraps-is-busy:

This is my immature response.

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Originally posted by stonesofsilver-blog

Skyrim Monopoly Releases March 2017 - TechRaptor -

vonisv:

>be me

>playing Skyrim Monopoly with my friends

>opens up the box and takes out pieces

>all of the game pieces are stuck T-posing; even the non-humanoid pieces

>game board texture is missing

>one of the rules states that one player must ask the previous one if they’ve been to the Cloud District recently

>roll the dice

>it just stops right before it hits the board and begins violently vibrating and clipping through my table before launching out of my window and killing my neighbor across the street

>charged with reckless manslaughter and must serve 10 years without parole

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elliot-slomka:

alittlemothboy:

nerdlordneato:

gotitforcheap:

they call him Johnnie Two Genders because he says there’s only 2 genders 

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“Listen here wiseguy, we all know there’s only two gendahs: Fellas and Dames”

“Nah, nah. They’re Bada Bing and Bada Boom”

“No pal, everyone knows it’s Tommy and Gun”

nah, yah see? It’s rats and squealers

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timeisoatmeal:
“ Speedpaint 43 - Photo Finish
Watch the Let’s Paint video on YouTube
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timeisoatmeal:

Speedpaint 43 - Photo Finish

Watch the Let’s Paint video on YouTube


If you like my artwork and would like to support me, you can do that on  Patreon. Every bit is much appreciated :3

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sakicchi:

i was tagging bill but i accidentally just

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do it dip dunk him

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