The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time
character: *is actually 100% evil*
The Internet: defense squad uwu
Character: *is 100% good* The Internet: I don’t trust them. I bet they’re hiding something. I think they’re evil so I’m going to hold every little thing they did and point out times they ALMOST did a bad thing
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
A couple of kids came in thru a side door that was unlocked any being used by staff at the flgs this past weekend. We told them we were still closed. They said it was alright, they were only looking.
One time we had a power outage so the entire staff was at the main entrance and it was locked but there were still customers who would knock on the glass and the conversation would go like this Them: “are you guys open?” Us: “our powers out. we can’t cook or take orders” them: “can i have a large with pepperoni?” Us: ???????
