Silver Tongue

Apr 08

dinuguan:

pinstripesuit:

filmeditors:

listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man

Even David Fincher, who directed Fight Club, agrees with this:

“My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me ‘Fight Club’ is his favorite movie,” he said. “I told her never to talk to Max again.” (link)

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busket:

i feel bad for ford tho because for 30 years he was probably fantasizing about defeating bill and getting revenge like, oh man its going to feel so good when i finally erase that smug ass triangle out of existence, i can’t wait. even alex said ford was secretly excited about the apocalypse bc it meant he had a chance to confront and destroy bill

and when he finally gets to do it its like

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jim-megami-tensei:
“ I’m gonna get a quick work out in.
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@bloodsbane

jim-megami-tensei:

I’m gonna get a quick work out in.

@bloodsbane

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merlocked221b:
“ I don’t think people realise how funny I am…
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merlocked221b:

I don’t think people realise how funny I am…

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Little does he realize that I have on my discourse-proof vest.

pussykraken:

pussykraken:

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