Silver Tongue

Oct 31

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

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gendryxaryatrash:

sassycrafty:

mygayisshowing:

iamatinyowl:

The problem is that even if Trump loses all of the people who support him still exist and are still out there creating the social climate that allowed him to get this far in the first place.

Someone put it into words. It’s terrifying.

The best analogy for this situation that I’ve heard:

Imagine that you and four of your friends are trying to decide on something to do. Three of you vote to go to the movies, and the other two vote to kill a puppy. Even though you ultimately end up going to the movies, you still have to deal with the fact that two of your friends are 100% down with killing a puppy.

Damn. Well and terrifyingly put.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: I love how you draw nepeta being a little hairy and with muscles because it makes sense due to her living like a cat in a cave and catching her food by pouncing.

officialspec:

tbh thats jus how i hc most trolls ? they have bug hairs and most are at least a lil bit Stronk

It’s still cute.

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toecruise:

interviewed:

what do you call a person who has poor hearing?

what???

I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING

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mbulteau:

boushi–adams:

des-zimbits:

batlardo:

sacredcreatures:

batlardo:

why is it humans not humen

bc “human” comes from a latin root (homo > humanus > humaine > human) and “man” (and thus “men”) comes from a germanic root (mann > man) 

so you get humans, not humen, since “humans” doesn’t play by germanic rules

look at that i asked a question and i got an answer THANKS

English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

That is the best description of the English Language I’ve ever seen. Thank you for that

“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
– James D. Nicoll

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dumbledorathexplora:

I think its horrible how people just celebrate Halloween without knowing why! We wouldn’t even be here if Jesus hadn’t slain that colossal pumpkin

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