im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there

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silver-tongues-blog asked: have you ever considered making something illegal or dangerous?
Who hasn’t?
Considering you can make thermite out of steel wool and an etchesketch
land-sea slugs
You mean real-life changeling larvae?
they are wearing vests
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there are a lot of great examples of jokes in YouTube comments resulting in ridiculously long discourse and arguments but this will forever remain one of my favs
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That scene where Darius and Heinkel fake-kidnap Ed in order to get away from the military police
This one
And the soldiers are so shocked and terrified they don’t know what to do.
Is the goddamn funniest scene in the series
Those are your fingers, Heinkel.
You curled your fingers into the shape of a gun and started pointing them menacingly in Ed’s general direction.
Your fingers.
Pew Pew motherfuckers
We
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askseriousrainbow asked: I thought Tommy Wiseau was D.B. Cooper. XD
MARCO RUBIO IS TOMMY WISEAU
OKay, I know that teh whole ted cruz zodiac killer thing is a joke but look at this

THat’s D.B.Cooper and this is marco rubio!

TED CRUZ MAY BE THE ZODIAC KILLER BUT MARCO RUBIO IS D B COOPER
I bet the NSA would be concerned with my search history if they didn’t know I was watching breaking bad