Silver Tongue

Oct 29

sandra-afrika:
sandra-afrika:
my friend just reconnected with her half brother for the first time in 18 years and it turns out he’s a flat earther who thinks Antarctica isn’t real and that there’s just a 20 foot wall at the end of Flat Earth that’s guarded by the American, Russian and Chinese navy on a joint secret mission
she asked him if penguins are real or not and he said they’re real and they live on the wall and sometimes swim around in the water below it
he says that the proof for this is that Antarctica isn’t on the UN flag
she also asked him why the Russians won’t tell us about the wall (since he’s a huge russophile) and he says Putin wants to tell us about Flat Earth but Obama won’t let him
she asked him if he perchance also thought some people were secretly lizards and he said “i don’t want to talk about it’

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

pentecost:

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

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Anonymous asked: Karkat in a crab costume for Halloween?

officialspec:

‘i made it myself’ vs ‘i spent $200 on this costume and i dont regret a single cent’

silver-tongues-blog asked: Dave would wear heelies.

officialspec:

u fools are mistaking dave for someone with coordination

pembrokewkorgi:

worldoffizz:
destroyablehorse:
transgirlnausicaa:
whowasphoone:
badcharacterdesign:
everything about the new ppg is bad but on a purely visual basis i think this is The Worst.
their mouths are in two completely different places but my gut says that both of them are Very Very Wrong
nightmarish
This is awful. Who gave this shit the green light?
Ugliest unicorns ever.

(via pembrokewkorgi)

stephendann:

pragnificent:
the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:
fedorabro:
petilill:
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*
*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’“

(via nofacednerd)

memeufacturing:

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

jwblogofrandomness:

“He must have been number 1.”

(via jwcartoonist)

wanlingnic:

Prima donna
First lady of the stage!
Your devotees are on their knees
To implore you!
Hello, yes, I’d like to issue a formal apology to Popplio

(via bevendre)

reverie-waltz asked: If it isn't too bothersome, can you give asriel some candy to compensate for the anon that make him cry? My baby :<. also your art is really cute></.>

petite-pumpkin:

Here you go, a happy goat!