Silver Tongue

Apr 03

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Dear customers demanding to see my manager…

scraps-is-busy:

We do not accept our COMPETITOR’S coupons.

And when my job is to man and watch the self checkout area, you do not hand me your stuff and demand I ring you out on the emergency register.

And NEVER call me useless after I politely do everything in my meager powers to help you.

This has been a PSA on how not to be a horrible person.

I should actually watch Hamilton

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xdaringdamselx:

glumshoe:

Imagine: astronaut werewolves.

“What qualifies as a full moon when we’re constantly floating on a rocketship out in front of the moon ALL THE TIME?”

“fuck man are we just gonna wolf out randomly”

“GODDAMMIT”

@wuffleton

(via bloodsbane)

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jwblogofrandomness:
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jwblogofrandomness:

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kilalabunnies:
“ dinosaurcowboy:
“ Day 5- Favorite Fairy Type
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR THESE ALIEN BIRD ANGELS

kilalabunnies:

dinosaurcowboy:

Day 5- Favorite Fairy Type

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE MY LOVE FOR THESE ALIEN BIRD ANGELS <3 <3 <3

@silver-tongues-blog

:D

(via demon-space-boi)

jaclynglenn:
“ Trolling or not, this shit’s funny 😂🕊 #evolution #checkmate
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jaclynglenn:

Trolling or not, this shit’s funny 😂🕊 #evolution #checkmate

(Source: kx9)