Silver Tongue

Mar 31

petition

samid11:

mushnikandsin:

essenceworm:

rename “fire ants” to “spicy boys” 

fire ants that sting are the girls though

the spice girls

Sounds scary but also a bit posh

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churchyardgrim:

jpfinch1:

just-shower-thoughts:

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

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camisadorush asked: more like, are you SQUIDDING me

krudman:

psychoticdreamer:

krudman:

camisadorush:

krudman:

krudman:

this gif is messing me up:

He can’t just be bending over?

doitforpearl:

gyosone:

でーい完成！fusion jems!

AWESOME! <3

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groovytransmutation:

this is my tumblr mobile experience in a single picture

(Source: mothman, via bloodsbane)

adurot:

greensalamander:

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

did-you-kno:

did-you-kno:

“Under” people take note: it has been tweeted to the world and there is nowhere to hide.

Source

I’d also like my cousin Andrea to know that not only was I 100% right, but I exercised complete restraint for, like, an entire year in order to NOT rub it in her face. So without further ado, I shall now commence with the face rubbing.

I TOLD YOU, BETCH!

I once again point out that I don’t care which way you put the tp as long as you refill the damn roll.

The answer to the question depends on if you have young children or cats or not.

I prefer over, but so do my cats. Under is the only way to ensure I don’t get toilet paper all over the floor.

See @silver-tongues-blog, this guy gets it.

and if you’re at a public bathroom, there is no excuse to have it under.

(via adurot)

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grumpshiptrash:

relatablepicturesofninjasexparty:

doodoo-not:

kdnull:

lockychan:

relatablepicturesofninjasexparty:

Someone who doesn’t watch nsp explain this picture

Retired Ninja Warrior father is trying to make breakfast for his 80’s fanatic son but is quickly losing all of his patience with him

Ninja cooks red tomatoes while rethinking his life while a sneaky Michael Jackson looks for sugar.

Is there actual context for this?

Yes. The man in the blue pants (Danny) is fucking the cabinet while the ninja (Brian) is making a lovely meal of two tomatoes

Well when you put it that way it just seems ridiculous

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shockingjokes-artbook asked: Well is it because he's to goddamn gorgeous

the world is rather cruel that way

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