Silver Tongue

Mar 31

quartz-poker:
“ did-you-kno:
“ Once humans learned how to fly, it only took 66 years for us to land on the moon. Source
”
This was a minor thing brought up in Animorphs, actually, as the reason both the Yeerks feared humanity and the Andalites were...

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

Once humans learned how to fly, it only took 66 years for us to land on the moon. Source

This was a minor thing brought up in Animorphs, actually, as the reason both the Yeerks feared humanity and the Andalites were grappling with a mix of fear and awe. Took the Andalites three times as long as humanity to do the same trick, and the Yeerks never evolved technology organically, they just had it handed to them on a silver platter, but they recognized humanity was advancing rapidly. One of the side books mentioned the Yeerks thought Star Trek was a documentary- when they realized it wasn’t, they were relieved, until they took another look and realized we’d have all that technology before the dates listed in Star Trek. Then they shit themselves and went “Oh, gotta conquer them before they conquer us.”

I remember one of the reasons why they thought star trek was a documentary was because ax pointed out that klingons (specifically commander worf) look incredibly identical females of a specific alien species

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gluttonace:

“Are you retarded?”

No, that is a normal dog. You are screaming a language it doesn’t know at it and thus is does not know how to follow your commands. 

Thank you for waking the entire neighbor hood screaming at a dog to not ask for food at the table and using someones existence as an insult.

(Source: hollllow)

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I blame Julius Caesar for many of the problems in the world

April Fools Coming Up!

candyredterezii:

Don’t be squidward.

Remember what happened

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Don’t do something that will hurt someone physically and emotionally

Remember

Nobody wants to be a Squidward

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scotchtapeofficial:
““you wanna turn around and say that to my fuckin face asshole” ”

scotchtapeofficial:

“you wanna turn around and say that to my fuckin face asshole”

(Source: bashreblog, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

kirmira:
“ Lms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong
”
@scraps-is-busy

kirmira:

Lms if you would sit down next to him and ask him whats wrong

@scraps-is-busy

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Apes Go To Gollege To Get Moor Knoledge

fruitsoftheape100:

sandsvendor100:

fruitsoftheape100:

Tapir’s Go To Chupider To Get More Stupider

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Ape Go’s To University

Still Does Not Have More Brains Than Me

My Smartness Gift From Cosmic Fold

Ape Mind Of Clay Worse Than Gerold

Tapir Make Business Checks And Bills

Upon Jupinder’s Orange Hills

Ape Trying Clever With This Rhyme?

Seymor Is One With Space And Time.

Bad

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1763:

everyone thinks of the founding fathers as these almighty gods but one time john adams was off in france and he sent back his notes from his meetings but accidentally attached some pages from his diary so all of congress stopped what they were doing to read john adams’ diary and laugh at him 

(Source: 1763-blog1, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)