Silver Tongue

Mar 31

just-shower-thoughts:

If a guy’s “junk” is his genitals, and a “trunk” is an ass, then isn’t “junk in the trunk” getting fucked in the ass?

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equalistmako:

someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~

me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time

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jayepperson:

Zora Falls.

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miiraculous-texts:

purr-cat-stinate:

miiraculous-texts:

official-ladyblog:

I’m grounding all of you

YOU CANT GROUND ME YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER

oh we’re allowed to shit post now?

I FEEL EMPOWERED NOW

absolutely beautiful 

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

did-you-kno:

did-you-kno:

“Under” people take note: it has been tweeted to the world and there is nowhere to hide.

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I’d also like my cousin Andrea to know that not only was I 100% right, but I exercised complete restraint for, like, an entire year in order to NOT rub it in her face. So without further ado, I shall now commence with the face rubbing.

I TOLD YOU, BETCH!

I once again point out that I don’t care which way you put the tp as long as you refill the damn roll.

The answer to the question depends on if you have young children or cats or not.

No it doesn’t. There’s only one way to do it and that’s over

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tinyswitch:

ayyyyy

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