Silver Tongue

Mar 30

me: can i get some *looks at smudged writing on hand* married iguanas
drug dealer: *opens coat to reveal two iguanas holding hands*
me *smiling*: i’m so glad they’re happy together

(via taffybuns)

silver-tongues-blog asked: Have you made a samurai bot yet?

Rich important people built samurai. Poor people who could not afford to build samurai did not build samurai.

are you saying your sole survivor isn’t rich?

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silver-tongues-blog asked: what's the best scenario about how adrien and marinette find out that you've heard

taffybuns:

i dont follow too many blogs so idk but heres my personal take

phlogistinators:

recentgooglesearches:
if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven
if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven

What are you talking about? If you die in a fursuit you go to the place with the anthro goat sporting a throbbing cock. If that’s not furry heaven, I don’t know what is.

(via obnoxious-unicorn)

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where did I learn about antimatter?

I really have no idea, I just know it’s properties.