Silver Tongue

Oct 25

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

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Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender

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crispy-6usiness:

the-legend-of-zelda-series:
You know damn well that Reggie came up with that savage burn
@osipingi

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king-lobo:

derangedhyena-delphinidae:
worldofwhales:
If cetaceans used Tumblr:
-humpbacks would run art and music blogs
-orcas would run blogs on fitness
-blue whales would focus on body positivity
-minke whales would be the memers
-belugas would be all about aesthetics
and dolphins would probably be the ones running porn blogs.
THE FUCKIN DOLPHIN
I’M DEAD

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There’s a customer at the Geek Squad counter behind me and they’re literally snapping at me trying to get my attention since my back is turned.

rosexknight:

Nah keep snapping at me. Because I’m gonna ignore you until you use your words like a decent human being.

Anonymous asked: What if... John was in a coma the entire time??

forgottenhsfacts:

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