Silver Tongue

Mar 29

deadpoolmarverlousanna:

pettyrevenge:

I make my husband a sandwich everyday for work. Once, I jokingly kissed it to show him that I made it “with love.” But then for some reason it stuck, and that just became the habit. Make sandwich, give it a little smooch, put into baggie. Except when I’m mad at him. Then that sandwich isn’t made with love. It gets no kiss. Yeah, enjoy that sandwich, jerkface. I hope it tastes like despair.

imagine your otp

(Source: redd.it, via robustquestioner)

silver-tongues-blog:

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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Oct 2015 and Feb 2016 containing my top 20 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

• rosexknight
• jitterbugjive
• deoxyrebornicleic
• scraps-is-busy
• adurot

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dongstomper:

prince-johnny:

Who wants to [insert sexual activity] and [insert non-sexual activity]

jack off and eat bees

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@gluttonace

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actuallykylekallgren:

airspaniel:

imaginarycircus:

sherpawhale:

malcolmcooks:

imagine if instead of calling voldemort “you know who”, they had done the benedict cumberbatch thing, so they would speak in hushed whispers about
lollipop vladimir or
lanky vanderbilt

lackadoodle vaudeville

Limp valedictorian

Loopy vorpledorp

Lulu Vorpalsword

lala moldybutt

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• rosexknight
• jitterbugjive
• deoxyrebornicleic
• scraps-is-busy
• adurot

the-star-of-gravity-walls:

Me when I’m in public:

Me when I’m with my friends:

(Source: dear-selena, via bloodsbane)

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