Silver Tongue

Mar 28

bidoof:
When you’ve had enough family time, put your husband and daughter in the H Y P E R C U B E™ for later use

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grandwhizbang:
When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately
What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I could really go for dinosaur nuggets

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dora the explorer except voiced by danny divito

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memeufacturing:

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

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adurot:

chefpyro:
chefpyro:
if im being entirely honest with myself coco bandicoot probably made me a furry years ago
i mean. if you wanna talk childhood crushes
jesus christ im a blonde with a penchant for tech and computers
either i got a crush on coco bandicoot because we had stuff in common or my childhood crush on coco bandicoot ended up shaping my personality
Like I said. She’s just missing the purple eyes.

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satanbunnies:

ireirei:
Gravity Falls Season 2 Episode 15 The Last Mabelcorn
@dippereyes

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chefpyro:

at least five people i’m following have been secret homestucks all this time. the betrayal. the heartbreak. i dont know who to trust anymore

There’s like 8 people I’m following who ended up being lunch without me knowing and only three that I did know

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