I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant
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Harvard-bringing the next generations of leaders.
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my brain: you could totally throw your phone out the window of this moving car right now. it is 100% possible for you to chuck your hundreds-of-dollars phone out the window and lose everything on it and have you parents scream at you for doing something so implausibly stupid. isn’t that fucked up? that could totally happen right now
me, externally:
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The app fucked up the images on this post and I genuinely thought this was a new meme I’d missed out on
i hate this because it’s better than what i actually wrote
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uwu♡I love your drawings
OH MY GOSH?
Trump offers Jeb the position of running-mate to humiliate him further but Jeb assassinates him when he least expects
It’s like Hamlet
the ghost of George H.W. Bush appears to Jeb and tells him to restore honor to the Republican Party
he might be soon with the zodiac killer on the loose again
I think it would be more like macbeth. Jebs wife tells him to kill trump and then later down the line all the republican party dies
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