I’M DYING
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“I wish I had the time to do that.”
- me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other things I could and should be doing
I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.
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big boss, 1972: I can’t possibly handle the pressure of having 2 kind of-sons. I need to run away and force a new man to take my identity.
venom snake, 1984: I have hundreds of sons. one is a dog. one is named fat platypus. i sent one out to sea on a lifeboat.
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I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself
Michelle Obama 2020
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don’t mess with the dutch
shit like this makes me a bit prouder of being dutch 😂😂
@canadianlivesmatter congratulations on your victory.
It’s finally Friday
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