people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight
tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?
my favorite thing about the cask of amontillado meme (which I LOVE) is that it displays, yet again, how difficult millennials on the internet are to predict. oh, giant company, you want your advertisement to go viral? well this week the kids are obsessed with a short story written in 1846 good fucking luck
oh my dear marketing man,you want me to explain how to track this? well, I could show you a chart that indicates the next five big memes. it is down in my basement, though it is quite cold, and surely you have another engagement to attend.
Yeah, sure most Millennials, excluding yours truly, are hard to predict - because they’re so vacuous and dim-witted, and have nothing better to do with their time than doodle on their computers, ignoring the Real World, and posting meaningless shit that nobody cares about.
Shitty video game journalist: Wii controls are confusing, too many control schemes, nunchak uncomfortable for my pretentious hands, too many controllers
Nintendo with the Switch: More controllers, i'll split the fucking controller in half I don't give a fuck, go ahead call the police! they can play too! multiplayer for everyone, fuck it, just take the screen with you fam