Silver Tongue

Mar 24

sarcasticasides:
“ Omg dude
”

sarcasticasides:

Omg dude

That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life

(Source: riseafterfalling, via dan-mcneely)

(Source: classicmoviegal, via dan-mcneely)

(Source: hilariouspixies, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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floozys:

smol bean culture is poorly disguised raaawr that means i love you in dinosaur culture, open your fucking eyes 

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

rubykgrant:

scottyottyotty:

seeklight:

a-big-furry-rat:

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

do we still believe this legend? come on ya’ll it’s 2016 Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago. We’re SAFE NOW.

We are never safe! The temple guards are starting to disappear…

president Rushmore was the fusion of four other presidents…

fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak presidents stronger

(via taffybuns)

(Source: dinuguan, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

berniesandersdms:
“ DAAAAAAAAMN BERNIE, SAVAGE AS FUCK
”
trump needs ice for that bern

berniesandersdms:

DAAAAAAAAMN BERNIE, SAVAGE AS FUCK

trump needs ice for that bern

(via wuffleton)