Silver Tongue

Oct 21

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mrsjadecurtiss:
“ stanthecynicaldork:
“ birdarangs:
“ karynchaotic:
“ take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes
” ”
WTF
”
ok but
:D
”

mrsjadecurtiss:

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

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WTF

ok but

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:D

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thinkpiecebot:

Could Vore Be The Only Chance To Stop Trump?

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die-einzelganger:

die-einzelganger:

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

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clientsfromhell:

I work in client servicing at a reputable international advertising agency in the Middle East. One day, we had to evacuate because there was a fairly major fire in our building. This is the conversation I had with a long-time client when I called to tell him.  

Me: Hi! I’m sorry, but we’ve had a fire emergency in our tower and we had to vacate the premises. I apologize, but I will not be able to send you the designs today.

Client: Oh no! Can’t you just email it?

Me: Sorry no. The designer was finishing it when we had to leave, and it isn’t finished.

Client: Can’t he just access his email, download it and finish it?

Me: Sorry, it was on his desktop and, since it was quite a large file, he couldn’t upload it anywhere before evacuating.

Client: Can he go back to the office and send it now?

Me: Are you asking me to send him back to a burning building so he can finish a little more quickly?

Client: Oh, I guess that isn’t possible, is it?

Me: No. We’re all okay, by the way.

Client: What?

Me: Nothing.


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suturmontalksabouthomos:

“blowing up my desk is totally justifiable foR A DIARY”

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turnways:
“ arad1a:
“ Dee
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I’m legit struggling to tell if this is a real blog or just a very self aware dirk role player
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turnways:

arad1a:

Dee

I’m legit struggling to tell if this is a real blog or just a very self aware dirk role player

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gearholder:
“ 37q:
“ neil-gaiman:
“ myjetpack:
“ A recent cartoon for New Scientist
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The best of cartoons.
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why is doctor hoffstein wearing nothing but a hat
”
Because he can.
”

gearholder:

37q:

neil-gaiman:

myjetpack:

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

The best of cartoons.

why is doctor hoffstein wearing nothing but a hat

Because he can.

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