Silver Tongue

May 08

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

You weebs say that weaklings like Edward Elric and Roy Mustang are quality alchemists when Mr. Krabs took a plate of Krabby Patties and turned it into a pizza without the use of a transmutation circle

(via rosexknight)

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

oh my fucking god 

(via rockboci)

brandonandmeera:

consultingskeletondetective:

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

thenymreaper:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

itsbisexualbiatch:

snarthurt:

this is an england hate blog

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

(via robustquestioner)

trashboat:

mobius-ofc:

tilthat:

TIL the Arctic Shrew is so territorial that if two are placed together, one will drop dead within a few days, even without physical injuries.

via ift.tt

A 5 day telepathic battle

me living with roommates

(via stemmmm)

quaidpoppinjack:

ineffably-effable:

bemusedlybespectacled:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fan-grell-411:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

someone do a graph

you rang?

I couldn’t resist

This is the science I’m here for

(via bloodsbane)

ptitsa-poh:

I must be really missing Skyrim because I had this dream the other night and I woke up laughing

(via moonpaw)

sirfrogsworth:

AOC said on Instagram she is getting about 5 hours of sleep and working until 9-10pm at night during this crisis. To help her decompress she used her government salary to purchase a video game which she then played for a few hours after work. 

Robert is upset his tax dollars were used by a government official to play a game. 

Wait till he hears about this…

(via newbarrk)

thoodleoo:

felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history

(via )