tfw I remember I have a zapfish oc, Guppy. Little spazZZzztastic fish, when she gets really happy, her light bulbs get really bright or even burst, but ya know, fashion.
The same people who bitch about Millennials and “participation trophies” are going to vote for a 70-year-old who throws a temper tantrum any time he’s not just given First Place in anything.