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guys whine about being “beta males” like no shit most people would rather wait for the stable release than fight with your unspeakably broken user interface and that weird glitch where you clip through a wall and end up in the friend zone
Guess that would make alpha males where they don’t have the textures finished yet, so it’s all primary colors with no shading or nuance.
I mean
I feel like that’s a pretty good description of a guy in a polo shirt
(via rosexknight)
Customer: Its such a nice day outside! So warm!
Me: Yeah it is! So nice to have the sun out!
*literally has not been outside in 6 hours*
*secretly hates you*
*will not leave this hellhole until its dark outside*
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bad idea: reading horror stories about evil computer viruses at 1 am when you literally have to attend a programming class in the morning
You should read about the morris worm. It’s like some fantasy shit where the evil was sealed away after causing great destruction
shit goat: i thought of something really gross
@feralphoenix: uh-oh
shit goat: asriel shedding
shit goat: if monsters turn to dust when they die would that factor into dead cells?
shit goat: like theres no fur anywhere, but you need to bust out the swiffer like twice a day
Feral Phoenix: OMFG,
shit goat: i DONT think thats better, it just makes it strange and morbid
shit goat: asriel is actually gray
Feral Phoenix: he just looks white because he is a dusty boy
shit goat: “whats it like living with a boss monster?”
“hes a- *exhausted sigh* he is a dusty boy”
I love this headcanon