Silver Tongue

Oct 20

Is it just me or…

pembrokewkorgi:

Is the Handy unit in Sister Location the love child of Wheatley and Glad0s from Portal?

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that5pookyone:

thisgirllikestoarty:

that5pookyone:

My Mom’s sitting outside our house on our dock. She’s sitting on a deck chair with our house skeleton sitting beside her. She’s set up two glasses of champagne on the little deck chair table.

Our skeleton is wearing a wide-brimmed hat for sun protection.

#what are you doing mom

enjoying some pleasant company?

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he seems nice enough

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thekarmariaconnection:
“ The TF2/Overwatch comparison we all deserve
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thekarmariaconnection:

The TF2/Overwatch comparison we all deserve

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When an English Professor takes off points because you interpret a story differently, they’re basically penalizing you for not sharing the same headcanon they do

dogsenpai:

you:

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me, an intellectual:

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@gearholder

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clientsfromhell:

I work for an educational program as the jack-of-all-trades (graphic designer, marketer, event planner, etc.). One of my duties this week is to collect the new Power Point slides from the faculty to handouts for the students. The old template was ugly (circular gradient backgrounds) and had no reference to the school, so made a new template and handed it out, asking people to use them. I gave detailed instructions on how to convert their slides, and almost everyone figured it out immediately. Almost. One teacher couldn’t figure this out, so I had to convert all of the slides for him and send them back.

While most teachers’ slides converted just fine, his would require a lot of manual reformatting because he’d used hyphens instead of bullet points, used the space key to align his text – just lots of decisions that meant I had to go in and do it by hand. I offered to do this for him, but apparently that wasn’t good enough.

Client: That’s not going to work, because I have pretty particular needs. I’m not sure I have the time to tell you what to do. Can’t I just use the same slides?

Me: I’m sorry, but your slides would be the only ones with the wrong template and it would look unprofessional for the program. Can you just make the changes yourself?

Client: Well I don’t see why I should be expected to make those changes.

After some argument, he begrudgingly agreed to take on the horrible burden of printing his slides, circling what was wrong with them in red ink, and then handing them to me so I could do them.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

Goretober day 20: Other bodily fluids
Woke up with a reasonable headache feeling like I wanna vomit.

Goretober day 20: Other bodily fluids

Woke up with a reasonable headache feeling like I wanna vomit.

miszasta:
“ Hi there!
I`ve created stickers for iMessage.
FLUFFY ALPAKAS are my first try :) How do You like it?
If You are interested here`s a link to appstore:
I hope that soon I`ll do something next.
”

miszasta:

Hi there!

I`ve created stickers for iMessage. 

FLUFFY ALPAKAS are my first try :) How do You like it?

If You are interested here`s a link to appstore:


I hope that soon I`ll do something next.

(via adurot)