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someone once said the definition of modern art is it still elicits as strong an emotional response in you as classical art but you can no longer understand or articulate why
(Source: ewaneneollav, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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I need to practice pregnant so I attempted a certain paint belonging to @rosexknight pregnant with a certain blue paints child
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(Source: lovelyhostility, via demon-space-boi)
This guy got dragged like he’s never been dragged before.
(via thatsthat24)
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
Luckily, the french provided us with an equal to be able to face him and if president rushmore escapes, lady liberty would be able to fend him off
(via taffybuns)
i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER
Im sorry this is the most important post on this website
(Source: mysteriousrobitarchive, via ryukodragon)
PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond
there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see it but still have no idea how to respond
there is a 0% chance that you annoyed me and i don’t like you.