Silver Tongue

Mar 23

I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden

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agarthanguide:

thegestianpoet:
thegestianpoet:
WHERE are the lesbian mountain women
in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up
I drew the lesbian mountain women i didn’t know how else to comfort you.

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anonof5puns:

forgivensam:
dick-jenga:
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

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geheichous:

i love how artists present their artwork nowadays
like, before things were named like “Sunset landscape, France, 1947”
and now everything is “no homo bU T look what i drew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .png”

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mellarkish:

notallpearls:
if peridot is stevens annoying younger sister than lapis is his Moody Teenage Sister
lapis: *unplugs peridot’s computer* log in to the real world, dweeb

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