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Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend
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I SWEAR I CAN’T HAVE ONE THING.
MY FATHER FUCKING CANCELED MY PLANS FOR MY 21ST WITHOUT ME
YEAH, i WANTED TO GO TO SOME SLEAZY BAR WITH YOU TO CELEBRATE SO GO AHEAD AND CALL MY SISTER WHO I HAVEN’T SEEN IN HALF A DECADE AND TELL HER NOT TO COME. IT’S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO SPEND MY 21ST GETTING DRUNK WITH MY FAMILY WHILE IN THE SAFETY OF MY OWN HOME OR THAT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR WEEKS
GODDAMN
war, famine
death, pestilence.
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YOUNG MAN
THERE ARE LEAVES ALL AROUND I SAID
YOUNG MAN
EAT A LEAF OFF THE GROUND
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