I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
okay, somebody at gamefreak is in serious need of some kinkshaming
salandit’s pokedex info reads, “Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit
pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and
humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled
by Salandit’s will.”
and this is what it evolves into
who at game freak decided that they needed to create a pokemon based on their mind-control lizard fantasies
