Silver Tongue

Mar 20

breelandwalker:

legolokiismighty:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Observation: I have never broken a bone
Hypothesis: I am boneless
Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice
Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

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I’m an astrophysicist. 

I think anon only has 205 bones.

they seem to be missing their funny bone.

I concur. They really should have found this more humerus.

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majestic-1:

tanaebrianab:

People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol.

They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!” and “I don’t respect anyone who talks down on their parents.”

But just because YOUR parents would do anything for you and sacrificed a lot for you doesn’t mean it applies to all parents. We don’t have the same experience boo. You can’t tell me shit about what my mama would do for me. All moms and dads are not created equal.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS.

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honeyoghurt:

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

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(Source: missmalaysia, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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peeves:

just-shower-thoughts:

Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories

#throwing shade at a 6 year old cartoon#I’m here for it

(via thatsthat24)

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(Source: thebestoftumbling, via thatsthat24)

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