ghostieguyshalloweenurlmmmspooky:
i remember this as the first shitpost i saw on tumblr, or more specifically, the one that made me delete my first blog
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If earphones keep getting tangled and shoelaces keep getting untangled, why don’t we use earphones as shoelaces and shoelaces as earphones?
Alright, I accepted this at first, but how tf you expect us to hear music through some fucking aglets? Jeez, Showerthoughts.
Just use plastic-covered shoelaces and fabric-covered wires - _-
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big blue little blue
blank belongs to @jitterbugjive
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LGBT Person: *Having fun, enjoying themselves*
The cishet:
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A client approached me to make a logo for their transport and construction company. The whole process was hellish, but this was where I lost patience.
Me: So here’s a work in progress for you to look at, let me know if there’s any-
Client: Wait, you drew on the trucks?
Me: Well, yeah? It is a logo after all
Client: I don’t like it.
Me: Okay, what about it don’t you like?
Client: I don’t like that it’s a drawing. How will I look professional if it doesn’t look real?
Me: I can put more detail into the logo, but you usually want to keep them pretty minimalistic
The client then sent me a series of photos of trucks.
Client: Use these.
Me: Wait, you want me to use a photo of a truck in the logo for your trucks?
Client: Yes! My business isn’t for children. This is MAN’s work. I want a REAL truck on my trucks, not some CARTOON.
pipi
The only good edit
Blocked, reported, downvoted, unsubscribed, defenestrated.
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you: minimalism
me, an intellectual:
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[video]
As above, so below, place your bets
Which way the head will roll
Tapes had “A” and “B” sides so it only made sense to transition to “CDs”
