Like… asexuality isn’t some kind of “neutral” sexuality that magically becomes straight when you pair it with heteroromantic. Asexuality is a non-straight sexuality, and asexuals are non-straight people.
The older tumblr users keep talking about the “Mishapocalypse” and I still dont know what it was, and at this point it seems like one of those lovecraftian monsters that’s only spoken about by the village elders in hushed tones.