Silver Tongue

Oct 18

ghostieguyshalloweenurlmmmspooky:
“ i remember this as the first shitpost i saw on tumblr, or more specifically, the one that made me delete my first blog
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ghostieguyshalloweenurlmmmspooky:

i remember this as the first shitpost i saw on tumblr, or more specifically, the one that made me delete my first blog

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gearholder:

mr-zuipperpips:

just-shower-thoughts:

If earphones keep getting tangled and shoelaces keep getting untangled, why don’t we use earphones as shoelaces and shoelaces as earphones?

Alright, I accepted this at first, but how tf you expect us to hear music through some fucking aglets? Jeez, Showerthoughts.

Just use plastic-covered shoelaces and fabric-covered wires - _-

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butterscotchbird:
“ big blue little blue
blank belongs to @jitterbugjive
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butterscotchbird:

big blue little blue

blank belongs to @jitterbugjive

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lesbiangonegirl:

LGBT Person: *Having fun, enjoying themselves* 

The cishet: 

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clientsfromhell:

A client approached me to make a logo for their transport and construction company. The whole process was hellish, but this was where I lost patience.

Me: So here’s a work in progress for you to look at, let me know if there’s any-

Client: Wait, you drew on the trucks?

Me: Well, yeah? It is a logo after all

Client: I don’t like it.

Me: Okay, what about it don’t you like?

Client: I don’t like that it’s a drawing. How will I look professional if it doesn’t look real?

Me: I can put more detail into the logo, but you usually want to keep them pretty minimalistic

The client then sent me a series of photos of trucks.

Client: Use these.

Me: Wait, you want me to use a photo of a truck in the logo for your trucks?

Client: Yes! My business isn’t for children. This is MAN’s work. I want a REAL truck on my trucks, not some CARTOON.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

goodpokemonedits:
“ discobearxflaky4lyfe:
“ goodpokemonedits:
“ pipi
”
The only good edit
”
Blocked, reported, downvoted, unsubscribed, defenestrated.
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goodpokemonedits:

discobearxflaky4lyfe:

goodpokemonedits:

pipi

The only good edit

Blocked, reported, downvoted, unsubscribed, defenestrated.

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achlles:

you: minimalism
me, an intellectual:

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[video]

Goretober day 18: Execution
As above, so below, place your bets
Which way the head will roll

Goretober day 18: Execution

As above, so below, place your bets
Which way the head will roll

feministcaptainkirk:

just-shower-thoughts:

Tapes had “A” and “B” sides so it only made sense to transition to “CDs”

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Originally posted by bambiblue

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