I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.
Don’t talk to me or my son, or my son’s son, or my son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son, or my son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son’s son ever again.
We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?
You do realize humans have found ways to eat poisonous creatures without ill effects for sometime now, best example being blowfish. So humans finding a way to prepare Oddish without poisoning themself isn’t that…
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume