Silver Tongue

Mar 18

chefhypno:

so apparently deme saves literally every idea i ramble about

and he writes my exact wording down in a word document until he can use them which is… more organized than i’ll ever be

anyway here’s the “idea document” for gale. little behind-the-scenes look for yall. this is from before we’d started any real designs, i was just spitballing.

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rosexknight:

Customer: Can you help me?

Me: Well I’m not very familiar with this department as its not the one I work in so I won’t be able to answer specific questions but I can help as best I can.

Customer: Okay well it’s pretty easy. *immediately starts asking specific questions*

Me: Bitch, what did I just say?

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flightintime:

@the older population: why are you so mean to cashiers what did we do to you stop yelling at me

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thatsthat24)

Morning all!

rosexknight:

How are all-a-y'all this morning?

watching simpsons

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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

You know, in all fairness, oedipus didn’t know that was his mom in most interpretations. Considering how often Greek protagonists get separated from their parents as a child due to their father attempting to prevent a prophecy, it’s really not surprising. Hell, perseus didn’t know he killed his mothers husband when he killed off the entirety of the evil kings court.

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