Silver Tongue

Aug 28

cloune:

headspace-hotel:

crochetcockring:

losing it at this

This literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment

YOU

are not a horse

You’re not capable of

BEING

a horse

I had a horse,

But now i dont

You

Are not

A Horse.

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rohirric-hunter:

roccondil:

woolandflax:

dahmersaurmk-ii:

stasi-informant-deactivated2021:

Absolutely FUCKS. Next question.

Not a double-decker couch. To be that you’d need them to be stacked vertically.

Rather, this is a stadium couch.

This is an efficient use of the space above the stairs that would otherwise be wasted is what it is

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detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

listen i know I KNOW this is probably common trivia i mean it was just on the wiki but I DIDNT KNOW OK and i

i wa

WHAT IF PORTAL ENDED AND IT WAS JUST FUCKING

glados sees the gman is like “huh who the fuck are you” and activates a panel and sends him careening through the facility at top speeds and he ragdolls into a classic Aperture Science Acid Pit

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Aug 27

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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[video]

decellie03:

memewhore:

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

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petermonkeebff:

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professionaljester:

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paperypiper:

blows kiss to the cosmos for terra

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