Then so do their creators, because Chuck Palahniuk and Justin Roiland have flatly said outright that Tyler Durden and Rick Sanchez are not people to be emulated in any shape or fashion because they *are* the negative aspects of their own lives.
hey here have some alternatives to these jerkfaces
you want a nihilist? you want someone in constant existential despair, who believes everything he does is functionally meaningless?
bam. done
you want neurodivergence?
he’s worth idolizing
so’s she
so’s he
so’s he
heck, if you want mental illness, this guy canonically has schizophrenia and complex PTSD, and despite his…unique career choices, even he’s better than the Joker:
and you want hedonism? why aren’t you idolizing her?:
what i’m saying is, there are a lot of heroes we could be hanging out with if we could just kick our habit of adoring assholes
people who idolize them just want an excuse to be a dick
Why is sword like the standard fantasy weapon when you could just have a big axe or a mallet
Picture me as the valiant knight type and I face down the demon king but instead of doing 100 little bitchy sword slashes I just slam him in the face with a hammer like I’m playing monster hunter
Losers talkin about “parrying”. Psh. Good luck parrying a huge axe that chops your little sword in half
What about polearms, Emily?
What about em? Little stick. Chop.
good luck even getting close enough to chop me when i got a bow an some arrows
Arrows can be chopped.
Chopping the arrow will just result in being shot twice
height n body type difference are my fave things about elves n dwarves that the lotr movies just didnt do justice for imo but with live action its hard to pull that stuff off
