Silver Tongue

Mar 14

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What 👅 time 👅 does 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 leave 👅 to 👅 bikini 👅 bottom 👅

(Source: dailyhangover, via thatsthat24)

ag-kg:
scottbaiowulf:
Don’t forget this classic ad with the short-lived McDonald’s mascot: The Cheesefuckler
honestly the “mcfucker” wouldve been a better name
No no, it has to be Cheesefuckler I’m following a pattern you see
Like the Hamburglar, he burgles the hams, the Cheese fuckler, he fuckles the cheese

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

just-shower-thoughts:

Despite the fact that the Wii came out almost ten years ago, I still think of it as being a relatively new console.

the wii is next gen still

(via petalpetal)

chef on kitchen nightmare: Rush rush rush rush what's with everyone?
Me thinking: I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THERE ARE CUSTOMERS WHO ORDERED THEIR FOOD

mybaerey:

i HT OU gHT TH IS wAS BO BURNH AM

OH MY GOD

(Source: eyedecay, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

boxidot:

Last night I dreamt that Adrien had pink hair and he was the only man in paris with pink hair and Marinette still didnt know who he was

Considering what the akuma do to people and the fact that for a while adrien actually thought chloe might be ladybug despite the difference in hair colour, it’s not to far fetched to think that it’s possible that miraculi can change hair colour if the user wanted.

(Source: ivykaelinart, via bloodsbane)

bloodsbane:

i don’t think i’ve ever… actually listened to careless whisper? what is this? i like it

it’s actually a good song. The intro is used in parodies of love scenes because of it’s smooth jazz sound and was made popular because it’s useage in deadpool for that very reason. It’s actually a pretty good song by itself.

I bet adrien uses ;(

lolipidgey:

sourisms:
dog spelled backwards is god
The lord is my shepherd

The lord is my German Shepherd

(Source: instagram-research, via thatsthat24)