Mom I can’t go to school it’s a national holiday
HOLY SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT.
(via robustquestioner)
I started sketching @confusedbearsounds demon character but it got out of hand
Strict parents
Lenient parents
Frequently away parents
Always there parents
Overbearing parents
Underbearing parents
And friends who act like parents
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy
(Source: portmantaur, via thetimeisneveright)
Anonymous asked: 82 for the nsfw asks
Nearly getting caught masturbating and I ended up taking a shower at near midnight to not get caught and to finish.
That bitch. Lmao
Mother a fuckin savage good god
(Source: approach, via obnoxious-unicorn)
Anonymous asked: how many pets do you have?
Three, currently.
Burglar, a tomcat, Jam, a kitten, and Cuddles, an anaconda.
Nick Wilde in the original concept art
(via scraps-is-busy)
