Silver Tongue

Mar 14

WAIT

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MARK WAHLBERG WAS MARKY MARK FROM MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH!?

I’m gonna draw some daks

Anonymous asked: I am actually one of the 2% who talk to you but I sent it anyways

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Anonymous asked: diane purple sylvia/peepers sherbet and I wish I had a cat

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oh thats cute

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liquidcoma:

finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. how can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? how can these hands… catch themselves…

well, any weapon takes durability damage when used. What you need to do is level up your smithing or your repair skill depending on which skill tree you have so that you can repair your fists when they take damage

(via bloodsbane)

vincentvangaylord:

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grandkanye:

imagine if giraffes had 2 legs

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That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.

oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature

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(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

hellahurley:

working in retail is so f*cking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m f*ckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG

(Source: thatsdramagirl, via deep-sea-prince)