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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
if you close your eyes right before the ball hits,
your brain will think that you have died.
some people find calmness in this.
i hope island kahuna olivia sends out a nosepass directly into my face, killing me instantly
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
One day we’re gonna google the mandela effect and it’s gonna say “no results”
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
What a cute little pumpkin!
I’m the kind of person that will delete and retype an entire tag sentence if I make a typo and that’s really all you need to know about my personality
(via nofacednerd)
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*hears a star wars joke*
me, on the outside: haha, that was pretty good. nice one.
me, on the inside: mmmMMMMMMmmmm FUNNNNYYYYY JOKE!
(via bloodsbane)
My electoral college prediction map
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
he got hit by
he got hit by
a mooth striminal
