Can someone please make a master list of all the crazy things that happened this year (especially those involving the election)?
- pokemon go led to stabbing and shootings - celelbrities volunteered another celebrity for a nude scene if we all voted for hillary - scary clowns in real life and fucking police have had to step in - westburo baptist church “Sodomite Clefairy” and their own song by Jigglypuff - Jerseygate, where Kapearknicks (cant spell his name) jersey was used as a doormat - Halloween discourse revival - Fuck [insert tragedy here] hashtags by BLM - Deez Nuts, an actual candidate for a while -Vermin Supreme, a real candidate, with a boot on his head - hillary declared a meme to be white supremacy - North Korea declared war on us but we couldnt hear them over the Arthur memes - J K Rowling had to personally confirm that Harambe was not a patronus you could get on Pottermore - the shit side of tumblr had a full meltdown over character Sirius Black being confirmed to be straight - The Olympics were cursed, so heavily cursed that athletes took videos of themselves doing drugs to get out of going - “Hillary acid washed her emails” “YOU LIAR! SHE USED BLEACHKIT!…whoops” - Everything to come out of wikileaks including “taco bowl voters” - DNC confiscating Bernie signs and forcing people to take Hillary signs - Faked signs for hillary, crappily done to look homemade - Liquid Kojima - HydraCap - Hurricane Matthew is racism - Harambe - like 10 or 11 celebrities dead over the course lof 3 weeks from cancer - Brexit - Gal Gadot cant be Wonder Woman because shes a Jew and was in the IDF (said by the far left) - Ghostbusters 2016 controversy theres more but my brain has just tried to kill off as much of 2016 as possible
yesss thank you
im going to add to this later on this week
-Ted Cruz declared the zodiac killer -Ted Cruz saying he would rather fuck rats than donald trump -Flint Water Crisis -Jeb Bush just giving up (please clap) -Donald Trump baby hands -Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter -Brazil chanting “Zika” every time the US woman’s soccer goalie had the ball during the Olympics
-Marco Rubio making jokes about Donald Trump’s hands and implying that he has a small dick during a rally -Donald Trump defending the size of his penis on national t.v -Ted Cruz being accused of cheating on his wife with several mistresses -”Donald you’re a sniveling coward and leave Heidi the hell alone” -Donald Trump saying that Ted Cruz’s father was in on killing JFK -Basically their long standing feud -Clowns -The Pulse Nightclub Shooting -The Coup in Turkey -New York and New Jersey bombings
Me, realizing that Hillary is the obvious best candidate for presidency of the two, but also realizing that she’s not the person I ideally want in office and that American elections are a sham of corporate greed and the funny memes only cover up how frustrated we all are:
you could vote Gary Johnson or Jill Stein…
Me, remembering that voting third party is a complete waste of a vote and that not voting for Hillary can give Trump a very real chance at winning the White House, and Jill Stein has zero probably of winning and that Gary Johnson is a Libertarian:
