You know, this isn’t a prediction or a wishlist item or anything, just a statement of introspection and personal truth; but if I were in a position to produce a book that came along with an attached spyglass, the very first thing I would do is start hiding confoundingly useless tiny messages in awkward places.
Imagine Ford using the size altering crystals to write tiny secrets in the journal for all those times black light just doesn’t cut it.
If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’
