Silver Tongue

Oct 14

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thecaffeinekitty:

“That will be $26.14, ma'am.”
*Without pausing for a breath* “It said 23.99 on the shelf.”
You’re right, ma'am! It must be aliens! Or a conspiracy!
Or it COULD just be sales tax.

(via scraps-is-busy)

bevendre:

megakazuki:

bevendre:

“Type: Null’s evolution is so lazy!  It just loses its helmet!”

Mother. Fucking. MAGNETON.

MOTHER. FUCKING. DUGTRIO!

MOTHER. FUCKING. ELECTRODE!

MOTHER!

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Originally posted by rewatchingpokemon

FUCKING!

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Originally posted by retrogamingblog

POLIWRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by askpolitoed

MOTHERFUCKIN MAROWAK

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Originally posted by butt-berry

(via bevendre)

(via thatsthat24)

suturmontalksabouthomos:

“You don’t just lose the match; you lose your soul!”

OH…VERY ORIGINAL. GODDAMMIT. CAN WE HAVE ONE CARD GAME WHERE SOMEONES SOUL ISN’T AT RISK

well, season 0 had games where their soul wasn’t at risk. ONly the body.

(via )

Goretober day 14: asphyxiation
What’s the matter? Did I leave your breathless?

Goretober day 14: asphyxiation

What’s the matter? Did I leave your breathless?

scraps-is-busy:

Some customers stretch the definition of being rude and lazy.

Customer wants 30 bags of pellets. But they don’t want to actually load them into their cart. Instead, we need to get a loader, who was on lunch, to load all 30 bags for him.

Guy doesn’t lift a finger, instead complains about how lazy people are and watches. Pellets aren’t even heavy!
I know it’s customer service, but all he’s done is yell at people to help him, cut to the front of long lines of customers looking to pay, and complain about how we aren’t accomedating him.

kill them all

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captain-liddy:

captain-liddy:

your parents’ disapproval doesn’t make you a bad person. just so you know.

i know that kind of rejection is incredibly painful, but it doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with you.

(via bloodsbane)

boarofthenorth100:
“ Ashes To Ashes
Aeons Do Pass
The Lightning Doth Flashes
And Scare My Boar Ass
With Iron And Ice
With Tasty Snack Corn
As Too Does This Realm
Horace Is Reboarne
”

boarofthenorth100:

Ashes To Ashes

Aeons Do Pass

The Lightning Doth Flashes

And Scare My Boar Ass

With Iron And Ice

With Tasty Snack Corn

As Too Does This Realm

Horace Is Reboarne

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)