Silver Tongue

May 05

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majestic-spiffingness-deactivat:

dammitsammy:

dog-potato:

thestuffedalligator:

vivaciousarcanist:

thestuffedalligator:

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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

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given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

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assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

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a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

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and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

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so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott” 

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raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon:
“ benjamminandthemarmalades:
“ cheeseanonioncrisps:
“ dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:
“ nabyss:
“ itsliterallythis:
“ inifitywar:
“ siriusly-fuck-off:
“ hermiones-enchantment:
“ weestarmeggie17:
“ sebsticles:
“...

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon:

benjamminandthemarmalades:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

nabyss:

itsliterallythis:

inifitywar:

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hermiones-enchantment:

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gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

i think this is a europe thing? asians have cold everything. though you got serve it warm if you have aunties around

im willing to bet that england drinks warm beer too

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ms-demeanor:
“ megapope:
“this tweet goes from surreal to hilarious when you realize that she was the CEO of Reddit
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Casual reminder that while she was CEO at Reddit she created a salary negotiation policy that evened the playing field for women...

ms-demeanor:

megapope:

this tweet goes from surreal to hilarious when you realize that she was the CEO of Reddit

Casual reminder that while she was CEO at Reddit she created a salary negotiation policy that evened the playing field for women employed by Reddit.

Not-at-all-casual-reminder that she left Reddit in 2015 after being forced to resign because Reddit lost its collective shit at her when the site banned 5 subreddits for harassment; not-at-fucking-all casual reminder that Ellen Pao was the CEO of Reddit when it banned revenge porn after The Fappening.

One of the subreddits that was banned that led to her resignation was r/fatpeople hate. The others were transphobic and racist.

In her time at Reddit Pao did more than the site had ever before done to fight harassment from its user base and for that someone started a subreddit calling for her firing and trying to make nazi and ISIS imagery come up in searches associated with her name.

If *anyone* in the tech industry knows what the blackpill subculture is like and how vile and toxic groups spawned in subreddits can be it’s Ellen Pao.

This isn’t someone who’s oblivious to the fact that her former company is a source of the problem, this is someone who is speaking from personal experience with online harassment campaigns orchestrated by people who want the freedom to post celebrity nudes who were *enraged* that she made it harder for them to do so.

(also basically the rest of her twitter is about #metoo, the need for labor regulation and worker protections, and salary transparency so maybe go check her out)

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turing-tested:

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the 2nd worst part about this post is that it’s not a joke and that this is a series of events that are entirely possible to have happened in homestuck

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mymagicgrandpa:
“ Go check out the most recent page!
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Chapter Summary: Suzie’s weird grandfather takes her to the mall to catch up! But...

mymagicgrandpa:

Go check out the most recent page!

[Can’t link or tumblr will hide it from searches. the link works with or without www, but will not work with https]

Chapter Summary: Suzie’s weird grandfather takes her to the mall to catch up! But this isn’t any ordinary shopping spree, as she soon realizes there’s a whole other side to the mall…!

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crtastrophe:

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they’re friends :)

Is the rocket man part of that group?

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yourocdoeswhat:

yourocdoeswhat:

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

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I know I made this post but #mood

I would read the book but some idiot refuses to actually make content and prefers to let them exist in a vacuum inside their head

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