you can just show your stupid fucking attorney’s badge to everyone like an idiot, just because
a guy who is very obviously NOT phoenix walks into court and pretends to be him, and nobody actually realizes that it’s not him because the guy has spiky hair, a blue suit, and an attorney’s badge (which is made out of cardboard????)
edgeworth makes an objection and when the judge asks him what’s the matter he just says “i was hoping to come up with a question while i was objecting”
“Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!”
your very serious prosecutor rival is actually really into children’s cartoons
cranky old man with birdseed won’t talk to you until your friend’s dead sister possesses her body and gives her huge tits
there’s a guy who literally speaks in leetspeek and references shitty memes from 2001
wolfman thinks of all of his subordinates as “number one” so when they take roll call, instead of counting off properly, every single one of them just shouts out “1”
on the topic of the number one, 60+ year old prosecutor tells everyone that his atm number is 0001 “because i’m number one”
60+ YEAR OLD PROSECUTOR LITERALLY KILLS A MAN AND RAISES HIS SON AS HIS OWN BECAUSE THE MAN GOT HIM A PENALTY DURING A TRIAL
DEFENSE ATTORNEY DESTROYS PHOENIX’S ENTIRE CAREER AND EVENTUALLY KILLS TWO PEOPLE BECAUSE PHOENIX WAS BETTER THAN HIM IN POKER
trucy keeps trying to show people her magic panties
there’s a witness testimony section called “the dissin’ of phoenix wright” and the entire thing is given in the form of rap
there’s a prosecutor who wears all black and carries around a katana and addresses everybody as “-dono”, which may have been fine in the original game but in the localized version he’s literally just goth ken-sama
also me:
*was actually irreparably changed to the point that my personality and the way I interact with others and my insecurities are, even today, a direct result of what happened*
