Silver Tongue

Mar 10

droppingdracos:
“ I really love @sarcasticasides fusions
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droppingdracos:

I really love @sarcasticasides fusions

(Source: scaldburns30percent, via sarcasticasides)

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johnny-3-tears:
“ This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
”
Yeah, until you realize that half of them will probably be brought back in a month or so when the child gets bored of them.

johnny-3-tears:

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Yeah, until you realize that half of them will probably be brought back in a month or so when the child gets bored of them.

(via deep-sea-prince)

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quartz-poker:
“ the-ink-pad:
“ quetzadrake:
“ ask-xenomorph:
“ emperor-meinhoff:
“ iqwrestler:
“ thank god
”
I know who I’m voting for now.
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yes
”
shit i’m conflicted now
”
If this is real, I am now glad I am not voting.
”
Except he couldn’t. More...

quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

quetzadrake:

ask-xenomorph:

emperor-meinhoff:

iqwrestler:

thank god

I know who I’m voting for now.

yes

image

shit i’m conflicted now

If this is real, I am now glad I am not voting.

Except he couldn’t. More empty campaign promises. :I When will we get a politician who doesn’t make a bunch of empty campaign promises?

well that’s up to congress. Congress has to agree with the president in order for policies to get passed and more often than not, they either change the bill to be unrecognizable or they flat out deny it. That’s one of the reasons the affordable health care act was a flop.

(via quartz-poker-deactivated2018120)

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azzandra:
“ bidyke:
“ alex-fulcrum:
“ shadowfire125:
“ i’m having an existential crisis
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I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants...

azzandra:

bidyke:

alex-fulcrum:

shadowfire125:

i’m having an existential crisis

I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.

Trees are superior and I completely accept this.

I, for one, welcome our arboreal overlords.

(Source: odd-gelato, via deep-sea-prince)

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