Silver Tongue

Oct 12

>really wants this for my brithday or money to buy it

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oh god I have a terrible pun and I’m trying to keep myself from posting it but I don’t think I can stop myself

scientists have almost completed building a sex robot but they’re still working out its kinks

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realfootage:
“ glumshoe:
“ Scientists said that, did they?
”
yea
”

realfootage:

glumshoe:

Scientists said that, did they?

yea

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squid-in-a-party-hat:
“ Aestetic: dragon ball characters photoshopped into slice of life anime
”

squid-in-a-party-hat:

Aestetic: dragon ball characters photoshopped into slice of life anime

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:)

My birthday is one week!

I’m gonna be booze age!

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heymrsamerica:
“ prasejeebus:
“ I’M WEAK
” ”
well that’s actually how they worked before train companies were regularted by the government and each company used different sized rails. The train would have to stop and change the wheels to fit the size...

heymrsamerica:

prasejeebus:

I’M WEAK

😭😭

well that’s actually how they worked before train companies were regularted by the government and each company used different sized rails. The train would have to stop and change the wheels to fit the size of the new track and it was very costly and inefficient and inconvenienced everyone

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