Silver Tongue

Mar 10

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angrila:
princess-starr:
pkeradactyl:
editorincreeps:
Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.
Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.
The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.

Prepare to dine.”
BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY

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randomlilnikki:

While we’re calling out youtubers with a large following who are total creeps, can we add Adrian Van Oyen to the list? He’s an Australian youtuber who legit made a video where he approached women naked, as in totally unclothed, and many of them were visibly distressed.
I know someone who was the victim of a pervert who chose to expose himself to her, and the dude went to jail. Because this is criminal behaviour. The video is age restricted, but it doesn’t change the fact that this is a disgusting example of sexual harassment. And completely illegal in Australia.
I’ve been to the areas where he filmed this video, and it’s a family friendly park environment. I can only hope no children had to witness this asshat.
When he’s not taking a stroll sans clothing, he likes to use the phrase, ‘I’m just going to go for it,’ and kiss totally unsuspecting women without any consent. He has over a million subscribers and I hate to think about the influence this guy has, and he’s using it to do stupid crap like this. Can people please join me in reporting this guy? (You can find his channel here.)
(Also, heads up anyone from Brisbane, Australia. He likes to film in the City/Southbank, so keep an eye out.)

(Source: randomaniacneon, via deep-sea-prince)

striderepiphany:

Human Steven Universe AU where Peridot is a computer technician and Amethyst is that one fuckign customer that keeps breaking her fucking computer like christ what are you even doing to this thing???? And amethyst just shrugs and Peri sighs but she secretly luvs it when she sees Amethyst’s address in her work schedule for that day

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egalitarianqueen:

berniementum:
Identification info has been removed because the original poster was being called names for not understanding the voting process. This person is NOT idiotic or dumb. They are just one more person out of many out there who don’t understand that the voting process doesn’t work like it should, that you can’t just go up and vote for whoever you want on the fly.
TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS! Make sure they understand how voting works. And if they are confused, make sure they visit VoteForBernie.org/
This is why it’s important to educate people on the voting process

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trashpits:

remember slamwitch

I loved that episode

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weirdmageddon:

i was taking a shower and it really hit me that ford kept in his bunker supplies that would last for over 60 years, weapons, knives, explosives and a fucking pez dispenser

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slytherin-assassin:

lattemonstr:
aishishiii:
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chibi-pit:
item-2:
yknow 1 of the little things i appreciate about kid icarus is how realistically pit’s outfit accommodates his wings
But the real question is how does he get his spandex top on over his wings
here’s a little drawing i made hopefully explaining it:
Even better question: How does he get out of it again. 8D
alright, well i’ve seen a few people asking this, so i’m back again (this time on my main blog) to try to explain it:
i hope this clears anything up!
Do you have wings

wings are just like a second pair of arms

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