Silver Tongue

Oct 11

casualcissexism:
“ darksungwyndolin:
“ jesus mario what is your damage
”
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN
”

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

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yeogibuteora:
“ 707 is SAVAGE
”

yeogibuteora:

707 is SAVAGE

(via deep-sea-prince)

SU Bank Heist AU

insomniac-arrest:

Garnet, the boss leader with a plan

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Mastermind who coordinates the diamond heist after the previous leader passes away, has the know-how of both patience and instinct to pull this off

Pearl, the getaway driver

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Uneasy at first, but lets out her wild side and out-drives the police through crowded cities, takes off her pants after every successful getaway

Amethyst, the infiltrator (different costumes to Get In)

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Goes by multiple names/identities, she’s a bit of wild card, can transform into someone else at the drop of a hat to make into the Hit Spot

Peridot, the hacker

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Begrudging nerd who switched sides, now turns off the lasers and camera’s and junk from her basement so these dorks don’t get fried

Lapis, the muscle

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Anger issues in a sundress™ she’s paid to be there, will kick anyone’s ass, the government’s ass, the gems ass, her own ass; protects them from guards

Steven, saying you probably should not rob a bank guys

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come on

(via )

Trump targets “the FDA Food Police,” calls for elimination of food-safety regulations in new tax plan -

jbwarner86:

procrastinationinsteadofgrading:

rainbow-cobra:

texnessa:

sujthechef:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

djbizarre:

hennyfromtheblock:

waitididntvoteforthat:

saywhat-politics:

Alarm: This is not a joke

Remind me again why you think there is no difference between the candidates and it doesn’t matter who wins?

yeah if youre not interested in reading the article, the lowdown is that trump will cut taxes by $4.4 billion then make up for it by scrapping the Environmental Protection Agency’s Clean Power Plan and most of the FDA. Which is bad…

…really bad.

Where is that Archer meme when you need it.

DO YOU WANT A COUNTRY OF DEAD PEOPLE

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET A COUNTRY OF DEAD PEOPLE.

“The Food Safety police”

Yeah because the LAST thing you want is people making sure that the food your putting in your body is safe for human consumption and wasn’t made in filthy conditions that will give you food poisoning and/or kill you

Why would you want the food you, your friends and your family eat to be SAFE

What kind of SJW wuss cares about whether what their eating will give them Mad Cow Disease, make them blind of kill them

’“–and even dictates the nutritional content of dog food,” the Trump campaign fact sheet complained.’

I’m so sorry, for NOT wanting a country full of poisoned or malnourished dogs!

“I’m sorry if eating poison TRIGGERS you and you want your restaurants kitchens to be some kind of SAFE SPACE”

WTF?

Are you sure this isn’t a joke???

Not a joke, Americans who eat food.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????

And his campaign team is aware how idiotic this is – after it started to hit the news, they deleted the original page that the news sources cited on his campaign website, and wrote a NEW page, with all mention of the FDA wiped clean.

Another friendly reminder that Donald Trump is actively trying to kill people.

(Source: salon.com, via jwcartoonist)

brothesdad:

chefpyro:

*enters a maze in a videogame*

*finds the right path on the first try*

*goes back and checks all the wrong paths for secrets*

*gets lost after doing that*

(via thatsthat24)

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone’s touch screen, so I’m gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

hibikitikibi:

kaijutegu:

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

@bloodsbane

@elektronx

(via bloodsbane)

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orlandofox:
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orlandofox:

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(Sorry it’s been a long while, Tumblr! Like I often mention, my primary place to post art these days is my Twitter. :’D Figured I’d post this quickie I drew last night over here though! Kangaskhan’s always been a personal favorite. <3)

(via scraps-is-busy)