im waiting for my roommate to come home with pokemon and modeled a really shitty wooloo that my computer is now exploding trying to understand that i want this motherfucker to be as floppy as possible
anubis meets me at the gate of the afterlife to weigh my sins against my still-beating heart on a hand-scale. he drops the first grain-sized sin “blasted rope to rachel dolezal” onto the plate and the chain snaps as my heart gets projectiled gmod prop style into the clouds