Silver Tongue

Oct 11

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Overwatch - The Reaper Is a Part-Baker! by Geewrecks

its so amazing that i live in a year where the sentence “be careful while going out and catching pokemon or the clowns might get you!” is valid

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dragon-hoard:

I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me
it asks “what is a human?”
and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside
so I answer “me. me is a human”
and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform

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novocass:

THIS.

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agoodcartoon:

agoodcartoon:
secotm:
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davidessman:
His restaurant was robbed at gun point, and he was shot in the arm…

b y this logic the rich dont get shot at enough
How much does Randy Bish make for this, and how often does he get shot on the job?
i asked him via facebook, we’ll see if he responds. but i’m guessing “too much” and “not enough”

update:

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arlinn-kordd:

commandtower-solring-go:
misteryada:
Anyway, here’s…
A cursed post

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chefpyro:

faedee:
leadhooves:
pupperschnup-grump:
bloodbending:
i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot duck-looking motherfucker who doesn’t ever know what he’s talking about
how dare you compare donald duck to that orange idiot
Donald Duck is more qualified tbh
Donald Duck has at least served
I would vote for Donald Fauntleroy Duck

donald duck has a better temperament than the current republican nominee

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marcosclopezblog:

softchilton:
dopafiend:
~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly
“Blaziken!!” Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

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acesentialsketches:

To top the evening off, here’s a sketch of an 80s Cheerilee TF/TG, as requested by Foxxy.